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Ever day I hope this stupid shitty motherfucker kills himself
Personal holiday when he does
Gonna get absolutely wasted of my gourd when the headline breaks.
....Why would you want to poison yourself when the good news comes in??? Personally, the news would make me want to live longer on this planet if he were to die. Hopefully in a federal prison and of natural causes.
True, true. Maybe I'll organize a Discord party and play load of GMod or GTA Online with my friends, my Spotify playlist is locked and loaded too, the drunkenness will be merely a part of the bigger celebration (though tbh I don't really drink alcohol anyway, 1 Vodka Cruiser at most)
Bad news about Discord, bro.
Also, Spotify.