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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

Anon finds a cool rock (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 1 points 4 days ago

Shit, I am a grown man and am still excited for OP, that's awesome!

I'm kind of an outdoors nerd though.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I’m impressed the guide demonstrated the flint’s sparking abilities and let the kid keep the rock. I know way too many adults who’d be like, “Oh no, danger!” and make a kid leave such a rock alone.

[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

People were a lot less weird about stuff like this in the past, even in the 90s and early 00s. My dad gave me a pocket knife when I was like 8.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I can’t believe the rest of you left that behind

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world -1 points 4 days ago

I'll do better, I promise