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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

Anon has a bully (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

Fake: you think someone would just sit there and wait for you to light your fist on fire with the obvious intent to punch them?

Gay: dude wanted to “smash” his bully

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I... I actually entirerly agree with anon on this one.

That's fucking hilarious, that indeed was worth it.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 months ago

Fake, hand sanitizer is really hard to ignite and keep lot. Very sorry flame. Has a pretty blue green color though.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 months ago

These stories are funnier when they're more believable

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Shoulda goomba stomped him, smashed him with a mallet, or chucked a turtle at him.