True enlightenment lies in seeing that carrying $100 in coins is really quite inconvenient.
this post was submitted on 12 Jan 2026
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True enlightenment is understanding that $100 in coins serves better as a self-defense tool than $100 in bills.
I would prefer the 100$ in bills, as it is easier to carry. I also prefer small breasts.
but you can beat someone up if you use a few coins in a sock
What about an ass I can bounce $100 in coins off of?
I don't understand the analogy it's a simple question
That's the joke. A simple and completely preference-based question is answered in unnecessarily indirect way, with deep-sounding fake philosophic phrases.
Coins or bills is also just preference.
It is making fun of a specific format. Buddhist lessons usually go this way, someone has a question in mind, asks a guru, the guru replies with another question, and then the seeker gets enlightened.
This joke is brilliant because, like any good parody, it works well as an example of what it parodies.