This is obviously fake and gay™, but PSA: if something similar happens to you IRL, it's not therapy being useless, it's therapist being an asshole and genuinely harmful to their patients.
this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2026
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Yeah OP should say "1 therapist is useless".
The problem is you don't know if your therapist might be an asshole before speaking to them.
be me, formerly professional-level troll on WoW forums
my golden days are long gone, sadly
lightbulb.wav
what if I used all my experience and mastery to earn a living?
gonna open a therapist office
MFW I'm the worst therapist in the world and morons come and pay me to ask them why they are still virgins at 28
they always go home sobbing
[Insert some pepe]
Therapists with specialties seem to dislike it when their client doesn't fall under that umbrella. I had a therapist whose specialty was child sexual abuse. I told her I didn't experience any and she defensively snapped "Are you sure? Maybe you don't remember it!". I did not stick with her for long.