One time when I was in my early teens, I was teasing my sister and her friend and that friend suddenly lunged at me and bit me on the arm, hard. I had tooth marks and a funny feeling for the next few hours - a girl had touched me, with her mouth!
this post was submitted on 02 Feb 2026
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Did it affect your taste in women?
No no, the woman tasted him
You missed your shot man
Seriously though, even as an adult I don't know if I did or not. Why did she do that?
He drew pepe like that one shot of Mello from death note lol
fake: no no, this happened
gay: self-evident